caption competition #2 - *UPDATED
Posted Monday, September 18, 2006
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Two pics from the anniversary match against Boosemoor at Elvaston.
It's quite possible that they don't actually need captions, but what the hell.
Pic #1
As Mick Wenn's innings stubbornly refuses to find second gear, Dave tries again to remember what cricket is all about, Stuart lapses into a Wenn-induced coma and Jim chomps on a finger where his pipe used to be.
(Anon)
From Carpo:
"Look! Old men watching cricket!"
Pic #2
Young Stuart was thrilled to discover a talking scoreboard
Talking Scoreboard: What's that? Mick Wenn is signing for my club? That's it, I'm off. Oh sh*t. I'm made of bricks and can't go anywhere.
Stuart: You're in good company. Mick's made of neoprene and he's not f*kin moving much either!
(Anon)
I'm sure you can do better than that. Colston has been volunteered as Caption Judge. His email is colston@colc.freeserve.co.uk
*** ADDED.... Pulled from the archives is this one from our game at Ticknall in June. The captain is taking a well-earned drinks break after running a two and taking his score up to 7. I'm not even sure it needs a caption... it's just a funny picture. Any ideas, though, to the usual address.
Colston adds: Not a caption as such, but this is the ideal picture for anyone who wonders why I think the captain is actually a mutant ninja turtle who's lost his shell.