Sunseekers second foreigner
Posted Thursday, October 20, 2005
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... the prodigious production of shit prior to the match and characteristic stance ...
News has now broken that Sunseekers has a second foreign professional on their books. Allegedly a well known bear disguised itself as a human (well human-ish) and infiltrated the club years ago. After joining, the power-crazed bear realised that it would be possible to take a long standing and important role in the club. Secret training sessions with an ex-Debyshire player honed the bear's skills of leadership to the point where it felt secure enough to apply for a high post within the club. It believed that regular nights with some of the team, playing cards and drinking lots of beer in a pub in a backwater town would increase its credibility. The strategy obviously succeeded. The deception was uncovered by the new boy and an old boy of the club whilst pondering Life, The Universe and Everything. The real give-aways to the sharp duo had been staring people in the face for years, the body shape, the prodigious production of shit prior to the match and characteristic stance whilst refusing to back up the batsman to name but three. The answer was not 42 but in fact ...
WENNIE THE POOH
